I'm as cute as any of the others. Beyond happy, I'm gay! Moreover, I have a reserved and dignified style when Tyco's not humping my head.

"Now, that's how we drink coffee in New York!"

Really!? Who's the lady in the center? I may have to rethink my vows! Verily, a rose between two thorns.

I'll let my T-Shirt do the talking!